Lego Porn

[Mystic(F)uel]

just a little something that i thought was interesting that i thought i'd share with you all...

(13:57:11) Mystic : *builds a nakee chick outta legos*

(13:57:57) Mystic : *builds a nakee guy outta legos*
(13:58:34) Mystic : *fits them together in the *wiggles eyebrows* LOVE position*
(13:58:43) ~Lil~ says to Mystic: *LOL*
(13:59:10) Mystic : psssstttt GOD....c'mere & help me
(13:59:37) GOD : with what?
(14:00:12) Mystic says to GOD : you get behind the guy & i'll get behind the girl....first we pull them apart, then we push them together. we do that repeatedly & we'll have LEGO PORN!
(14:00:29) GOD : ok..brings the video camera
(14:00:59) Mystic says to GOD : give the cammy to Lil & get in position
(14:01:11) GOD : *S gives to lil and moves
(14:01:25) ~Lil~ : *stands in cam position*
(14:01:57) Mystic says to GOD : *pulls*
(14:02:04) GOD : push
(14:02:13) Mystic says to GOD : we need sound effects. who can we recruit?
(14:02:16) ~Lil~ : *gets good motion with cam*
(14:02:21) GOD : lilbrat
(14:02:24) ~**DragonLord**~ {M} says to Mystic: dont move em too fast ya might break something off...........then its Lego trauma instead of Lego porn......*L*
(14:02:37) Mystic says to ~Lil'Brat~: YOU! c'mere
(14:02:40) ~Lil~ : *LMAO*Lego trauma
(14:02:56) ~Lil'Brat~ : *gets the microphone and clears my throat*..ahemmm....ok....let me know when you're ready...*G*
(14:03:19) Mystic says to ~**DragonLord**~ {M}: and YOU! you must do the man noises for that trauma crack
(14:03:42) Mystic says to ~**DragonLord**~ {M}: get a mic
(14:04:18) ~**DragonLord**~ {M} says to Mystic: its been too long.....i forgot how...........
(14:07:04) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): alright then, YOU, can you do the man noises??
(14:07:40) ~Lil'Brat~ says to Mystic: I'm not playin...*L*
(14:08:00) Mystic : oh you people.
(14:08:08) Mystic : we had a good thing goin' & now look.
(14:08:42) ~Lil~ : *throws cam down*
(14:08:44) ~Lil'Brat~ says to Mystic: let's just build a lego condo and be done with it...huh??...*LOL*
(14:09:30) Mystic : NO! *stomps foot* i wanted LEGO PORN!!
(14:10:03) ~Lil'Brat~ says to Mystic: well....then...see if Twi will do the woman sounds for ya...*L*....I'm not gonna do it now.....no way......sheeeeeesh.....*L*
(14:10:37) Mystic : no no. my vision is gone. GOD probly fell asleep.
(14:11:07) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: sounds from where?*LOL*
(14:11:22) ~**DragonLord**~ {M} says to ~Deb~: Mystic needs a little help.....*G*
(14:11:43) Mystic : *throws down my director's hat & throws my chair in the pool*(
(14:12:00) ~Twi~ : ok who needs sounds?LMFAO
(14:12:09) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: Umm..ok...What we filming?..*holding up the cam*
(14:12:28) ~Twi~ : Im game *cheesy grin*
(14:12:33) ~Lil~ : *grabs my beer*
(14:12:44) GOD : shakes his head
(14:12:45) Mystic says to ~Deb~: we WERE doing lego porn until my cast & crew bailed. so now i'm just pickin' up the pieces of my shattered vision. *cries*
(14:12:50) ~Lil~ : this is gonna get good*G*
(14:13:12) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: There there..*pats yer back*..I'm SURE we can find BETTER cast..*L*
(14:13:14) ~Twi~ says to ~Lil~: where can i audition?
(14:13:23) Mystic says to ~Deb~: ya think?
(14:13:25) ~Lil~ : With Mystic Twi
(14:13:42) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: ok whatcha need *W*
(14:13:44) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: Hell Ya!!..*LOL*...*mumbles*..you should see TWI use that tongue..*shivers*
(14:13:59) Mystic says to ~Deb~: i only wanted God to help me with the figures, a female sound artist, a male sound artist, and someone to film....is that so much to ask??
(14:14:15) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: im your female *W*
(14:14:29) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: I!!..am SO talented!!..I can do it all!!....Watch!!
(14:14:42) ~Lil~ : *LOL*
(14:14:50) ~Deb~ : *deep sensual man voice*...Oh yeah baby!!...I like that..Oohh yeah!!
(14:15:00) Mystic : *picks up my director's hat & puts it back on* ok then, i have a female sound artist....*looks at GOD* you still on the boat or did you bail too?
(14:15:16) ~Deb~ : *higher..more sensual voice*..Ohh yeah honey!!...*inhales*....That's soo good!!..*LOL*
(14:15:28) ~Lil~ : *LMAO* Deb
(14:15:33) GOD : bailed..
(14:15:36) ~Deb~ : WELL?..how'd I do???.....*standin in front of Mystic*
(14:15:42) ~Lil'Brat~ says to ~Deb~: hey ..now don't forget to film and record all this....*L*
(14:15:52) ~Deb~ : SHIT!!
(14:15:56) Mystic says to ~Deb~: that was great, but you are the camera person remember?
(14:16:00) ~Lil'Brat~ says to ~Deb~: TAKE 2
(14:16:06) ~Lil~ : *LMFAO*
(14:16:09) ~Twi~ : i can out do Deb *womans voice* ohhhh godddddddddd ohhhh godddd don't *bleep* stop harderrrrrrrrrrr harderrrrrrrrrrrr oh yeah slap my ass make me red LMFAO
(14:16:14) ~Deb~ : Take 2...Standin in front of my Mirror!!..*L*
(14:16:16) Mystic says to ~Deb~: i need a male sound artist & someone to help me with the figures.
(14:16:27) ~Lil~ : ROFLMFAO
(14:16:38) Mystic says to ~Twi~: YOU GOT IT!!! YOU ARE IT!!!! yessssss
(14:16:51) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: woooooohoooooooooo
(14:17:04) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): will you be my male sound artist?
(14:17:06) ~Lil~ : I coul;dn't film for laughing*LMAO*
(14:17:09) ~Lil'Brat~ says to ~Deb~: you were just outcast by a horny woman with rolaids.....*L*
(14:17:17) ~Twi~ : *womans voice* don't stop ,don't stop make ginger POP LMFAO
(14:17:20) ~Lil~ : *ROF*
(14:17:24) ~Deb~ : *sigh*.....I use tick tacs
(14:17:36) ~Lil'Brat~ says to ~Deb~: *LMAO*
(14:17:38) ~Twi~ says to ~Lil~: LMFAO
(14:17:43) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): or would you rather help with the figures?
(14:17:44) ~Lil~ : OMFG!!!!!!11........tears
(14:17:51) ~Deb~ : R ..
(14:17:54) ~Deb~ : O...
(14:17:55) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: For what?
(14:17:58) ~Deb~ : L..
(14:18:00) ~Twi~ says to ~Deb~: G O O D F U C K LMFAO
(14:18:02) ~Deb~ : L..
(14:18:03) ~Lil'Brat~ says to ~Deb~: S-E-X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(14:18:05) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): my lego porn production
(14:18:09) ~Deb~ : M..
(14:18:13) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: LMAO, sure
(14:18:13) ~Deb~ : E..
(14:18:17) ~Deb~ : *giggles*
(14:18:22) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): k so ya gonna moan or push?
(14:18:49) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: I'll moan
(14:19:10) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: i can moan and push see * oh baby pumping ya up * womans voice* ohhh yesssssssssss harder harder im gonna explodeeeeeeeeeeee
(14:20:18) Mystic says to ~Twi~: shush now....you & Rev go over to that corner & practice a little.
(14:20:38) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: where is our script?
(14:21:05) ~Lil~ : sick bastards
(14:21:09) Mystic says to ~Twi~: GOD made a bit of a mess on it when he was proofin' it for me....just make one up. i'm sure you can do it.
(14:21:32) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: ok thinking something up
(14:22:12) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): go practice with Twi
(14:22:13) ~Deb~ : Cheer up sleepy jean....Ohh what can it mean..to a...Day dream believer..and a home coming queen
(14:22:33) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): ok what does mystic want?*LOL*
(14:22:33) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: ok, gota practice the moan with ya, LOL
(14:22:41) ~Lil'Brat~ says to ~Deb~: is that the soundtrack for mystic's movie??...*L*
(14:22:41) Mystic : *grabs bullhorn & hollers* I NEED A VOLUNTEER FOR HELP IN THE MOVEMENT OF THE FIGURES!!
(14:22:44) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): ok go for it
(14:23:17) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: Oh, yes, baby, oh yeah, damn, you feel good, oh yeah, mmmmmm *LMAO*
(14:23:54) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): ohhhhhhhh hooooooooo harder baby push harder .MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm LMFAO
(14:24:24) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: wait just a min.it looks like we are cybering LMFAO
(14:24:35) Mystic : no volunteers? shit....i'm gonna hafta do this by myself aren't i?
(14:24:39) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: Yes baby, yes, oh God, yes, yes, baby, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL
(14:24:56) Mystic says to ~Twi~: *LMMFAO* oops!
(14:25:02) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): say my name *bleep* say my name *bleep*
(14:25:21) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: LMMFAO I'm cumming, oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssss
(14:25:58) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): OoooooooOoooooooOooooo meeee toooooooo ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssss
(14:26:31) Mystic says to ~Deb~: alright. here we go.
(14:26:32) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: *Lights a smoke* damn you were good
(14:26:50) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): wooohooooooo *light a bomb* so we're you *W*
(14:27:09) Mystic says to ~Deb~: i have no help so you are gonna hafta fill the job. we'll put the camera on this crate & we'll just hafta stay within the window
(14:27:33) Mystic says to ~Deb~: OK??
(14:27:35) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: Man, I wish you would have given me this job sooner, I've always wanted to Cyber Twi LMAO
(14:27:46) ~Deb~ : Ok Mystic..*L*
(14:27:49) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): LMFAO
(14:28:01) Mystic says to ~Deb~: go put the camera on the crate & get behind the guy legos
(14:28:19) Mystic : TWI & REV get yer mics!
(14:28:36) ~Twi~ : *got my mic*
(14:28:44) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: *Grabs his mic* ok, ready
(14:28:48) Mystic : QUIET ON THE SET!!!
(14:29:02) ~Twi~ says to chloe: *hands ya some popcorn* im making a nassy flick *L*
(14:29:20) Mystic says to ~Deb~: get yer finger outta that guyz asshole! it's just a novelty!
(14:29:37) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: *L*
(14:29:42) ~Lil'Brat~ says to Mystic: *LMAO*..OMG....
(14:30:26) ~Twi~ : ok im readyyyyyyy
(14:30:33) Mystic says to ~Deb~: AAAANNNNDDDDDD............
(14:30:53) Mystic says to ~Deb~: ACTION!!
(14:31:29) Mystic says to ~Deb~: *puts my little lego chick's hand on your little lego guy'z woohaw
(14:32:10) Mystic : *whispers* sounds people!! sounds!!
(14:32:24) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: Ohh Baby!!..Ohh God yes!!...Mmmmm....*moaning*......Uhh..how'm I doin?..*L*
(14:32:31) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: Oh yeah *Gets his mic* mmmmmm baby
(14:32:43) Mystic says to ~Deb~: ssshhhhh!!!! you are NOT sounds!!! you are movement only!!
(14:32:53) ~Twi~ : LMFAO
(14:32:57) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: Dammit!!
(14:33:08) ~Twi~ : Deb iam sounds *W*
(14:33:12) Mystic says to ~Deb~: *whispering* make some foreplay type gestures!!
(14:33:36) ~Lil~ says to Mystic: *LOL*
(14:34:15) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: *puts lego guyz lego like penis..in lego ladies....OMG!..I can't do that..*L*
(14:34:31) ~Twi~ : *waiting to have a orgasm* LMFAO
(14:34:35) Mystic says to ~Deb~: sshshhhhh!!! you have to!!!! *pushes till it's in*
(14:34:57) Revman (The Hoss) : *Waits for Deb to get the moaning action goin*
(14:35:12) ~Twi~ : *ohhhhh baby grab that lego and shove it in me* ohhhhhhhhh yessssssssssss
(14:35:26) ~Lil~ says to ~Twi~: *LMAO*
(14:35:37) Mystic : *pulls back on the girl & pushes again for the re-entry effect*
(14:36:04) ~Twi~ : ohhhhhhhh love that 9" lego of yours MMMMMmmmmmmm
(14:36:09) Revman (The Hoss) : mmmmm baby, you feel soooo good *THis is too fucking funny LMAO*
(14:36:17) Mystic says to ~Deb~: alright fine! *whispering* go pause the camera!
(14:36:53) Mystic : *rebuilds the lego people & lays the guy down on the ground*
(14:37:04) Mystic : alright & ACTION!
(14:37:19) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: *whispers*..what am I sposed to do now?
(14:37:21) ~Twi~ : *climbs on top of the male lego* im riding ya babyyyyyyyyy woooooohoooooooooo MMMmmmmmmmmm yesssssssssssssss
(14:37:28) Revman (The Hoss) : Ride me baby *LMAO*
(14:37:36) Mystic : *positions the now kneeling chick over the now sun-dial-like guy*
(14:37:53) Mystic says to ~Deb~: go work the camera...think.......*holding hands up* angles...
(14:37:55) Revman (The Hoss) : oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
(14:38:14) Mystic says to ~Twi~: get off the legos freak!! you are sounds only!!
(14:38:23) ~Twi~ : harder lego guy harder .....screams with extaseeeeeeeee
(14:38:37) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: *runs for the camera*
(14:38:51) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: *P* i wanna to feel what im making sound for
(14:39:12) Mystic says to ~Twi~: *hands ya a handful of legos* now get outta my shot!
(14:39:29) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: *P* am i disqualified?
(14:39:35) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: *angles the camera around*
(14:39:59) Mystic : *slips my arms under lego chick's armpits & lifts* and....lift & grunt, down & moan, lit & grunt, down & moan....
(14:40:22) Mystic says to ~Twi~: no! you just can't get on camera!! now moan gul! moan!
(14:40:29) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): i guess mystic is the he and she *L*
(14:40:50) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: How much are we gettin paid for this??
(14:40:55) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: *puts down the camera and walks slowly away*
(14:41:02) ~Twi~ : Ooooooooooo yessssssssss harderrrrrrrrr babyyyyyyyyyy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ooooooooooooo shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
(14:41:21) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyy, ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn
(14:41:26) ~Twi~ says to Revman (The Hoss): dn't know hope the hell its good pay *L*
(14:41:39) ~Lil~ : *LMAO*
(14:41:41) ~Twi~ says to ~Deb~: LMFAO
(14:41:52) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: Well, bein able to cyber with you is all the pay I need *W* LOL
(14:42:08) Mystic : ok people....everybody cums & we'll be done....make it good!
(14:42:31) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss, I'm ccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
(14:42:34) ~Twi~ : OoooooooooooOOOooooooooo Mmmmmmmmmmm yessssssssssss ohhhhh yessssssssssss ohhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh harder bay harder fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrr fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooo hooooooooooo ride me nija cowboy
(14:42:41) ~Twi~ : ninja even *L*
(14:42:41) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: Ohh GOD!!..Cummmmmmmmmmmminggggggg!!!!!!..*LMAO*
(14:43:11) Mystic : *lifting faster & faster, getting something from my pocket for the shot*
(14:43:11) ~Thunder & Mary~ : Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssss cummmmmmmmmmmmmming! LMFAO
(14:43:41) Mystic : *sprinkles a plathora of white legos all over the shot*
(14:43:44) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: can I SMOKE yet?..*L*
(14:43:55) ~Twi~ : IM CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yessssssssssssssssss harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh baybayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy slap my assssssssssssss make me redddddddddddddddddddd
(14:44:08) ~Deb~ says to Mystic: Yanno...Your sick and twisted mind..scares even me sometimes..*LOL*
(14:44:29) GOD says to Mystic: you are now officallly in the annoyin catagory*S
(14:44:31) Mystic : shit...gonna need more whites for that.....*scrambling to get some & sprinkle them over lego guyz package*
(14:44:44) ~Twi~ : LMFAO@MYSTIC
(14:44:48) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: LMMFAO
(14:44:51) Mystic : and........CUT!
(14:45:05) ~Twi~ : cut what?LMFAO
(14:45:05) Mystic : very nice people! thank you for your cooperation.
(14:45:28) Revman (The Hoss) says to ~Twi~: *Looks at you* Put those siccors away LMAO
(14:45:38) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: now where is my check?*L*
(14:46:07) ~Twi~ says to ~* Emp *~: Damn gul you missed me gettin off LMFAO
(14:46:25) Mystic says to ~Twi~: *hands you a coupon for $5 at spiderbaby.com* thanx for your help.
(14:46:29) ~* Emp *~ : Okay......scissors...checks and ass pinching......sounds like a good time is going on here,,,,,,,,*LOL
(14:46:31) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): *hands you a coupon for $5 at spiderbaby.com* thanx for your help.
(14:46:34) Mystic says to ~Deb~: *hands you a coupon for $5 at spiderbaby.com* thanx for your help.
(14:46:43) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: spiderbaby? LMFAO
(14:47:00) Mystic says to ~Twi~: *BAG*
(14:47:26) Revman (The Hoss) says to Mystic: Tha'ts it??? *VBP* Damnit, I'm such an underpaid porn voice over actor *Moves to LA*
(14:47:32) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: well i'll be i think i deserve more thana spider coupon fer 5 bucks?*L*
(14:47:47) Mystic says to Revman (The Hoss): it's very very good!! go check the site!!
(14:47:57) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: cheap director *L*
(14:48:19) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: this want even get me a new vibe *L*
(14:48:21) Mystic says to ~Twi~: it was a low budget film!!
(14:48:41) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: ahhhhhh i see well iam a high priced porn star?
(14:49:03) Mystic says to ~Twi~: you should have mentioned that at pre-taping.
(14:49:22) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: make it a 10.00 coupon and i'll call it even *thinking of the glowin the dark vibe*
(14:49:42) Mystic says to ~Twi~: hmmmm....ok. *hands ya another $5 coupon*
(14:50:02) ~Twi~ says to Mystic: *off to the sex shop* and thanks mrs director
(14:50:06) Mystic : now....to the editing room

what can i say? we were bored.


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[This message has been edited by M?????a (edited August 06, 2001).]

[~Twi~]

Oh god that was soooo fun *LOL*

[Revman]

Wow, I feel like Dirk Dickler now!!! Twi, thanks for making me cum, it was great, we should do it again some time LMAO!!!!!!!

[~Twi~]

It was all good Rev *LOL*

[Më£ïñÐa]

*L* the things ya do when bored*L*

ummmmm! is that how your pose to cyber???

[~* Empress *~]

OMFG......Where the fuck was I when this was going on?...*L*...Damn...just reading the stuff made me feel all wet and gushy inside...*LMAO*

[~Twi~]

Emp baybay you should have been here ,it was one hell of a orgasm LMFAO

[Revman]

Hey Emp, maybe next time you, me and Twi could have a threesome, man those legos gettin more action than I am LMAO

[Macydamn]

Mystic, I'm so proud of you and you movie making talent....*S


And you're right......
The M&M Twins do rule...

[Mystic(F)uel]

another thread of mine...dying... ...oh the agony...the pain...*wails*

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M&M Twins Rule!! *grinz*